Manage Your Hoard

Finance That Grows Faster Than Your Ego

Unlock unreasonably powerful tools to track, hoard, and swim in your money like a cartoon duck. We built this because we were tired of peasant apps.

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Finance for the Modern Megalomaniac

Tailored financial tools designed to automate your wealth so you can spend more time on your yacht and less time worrying about peasant problems.

Take Their Money Any Way They Have It

Connect effortlessly with any payment gateway. We don't care if they pay in Apple Pay, Stripe, or solid gold bars, just get the cash.

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Pay Your Minions Automatically

Schedule payments in advance so your personal chefs and yacht captains get paid while you're busy sleeping in.

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Move Ungodly Amounts of Cash

Send and receive money anytime, anywhere, without those annoying 'fraud alerts' poor people deal with.

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